... Somebody tell me a doll didn't follow me around all of yesterday telling me to go back to Russia.

Please? I've never even lived in Russia. It's not that I have anything against Russia, it's just really creepy to have a doll talking to me! Reminds me too much of Monster World....

Oh, and... Ribbon? I suppose I'll have to find an excuse to not ( Read more... )

... There are ever so many ways that this is just not right.

I can't believe I wanted to get rid of her--isn't she adorable? I think I'll name her Florence.

[OOC; ... Those of you who have seen the Abridged Series should be laughing right now. I totally deserve to be shot for this.]